In Praise of Dogs
Dogs love it when your friends come over
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
Dogs think you sing great
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late
The later you are the more excited dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name
Dogs are excited by rough play
Dogs understand that farts are funny
Dogs love red meat
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
Anyone can get a good looking dog
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
Dogs don't shop
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
A dog's disposition stays the same, all month long
Dogs never need to examine the relationship
Dogs' parents never visit
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
Dogs like beer
Dogs don't hate their bodies
Dogs don't put on 25kg after reaching adulthood
Dogs agree that you need to raise your voice to get your point across
Dogs never expect gifts
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had
Dogs don't follow astrology
Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than have a lobster dinner
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day
Dogs have no use for flowers. cards or jewelry
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk
Dogs can't talk
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